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  2. photo

    photo

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  3. THE ROOMMATES STUPID CAT DECIDED TO PEE ON THE FLOOR AGAIN AND THIS TIME I CAUGHT HIM IN THE ACT THAT LITTLE (bad word here) I SWEAR I’M ABOUT TO THROW HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE HE SAW ME WATCH HIM AND HE FLIPPED OUT AND TRIED TO RUN FOR IT BUT I GRABBED HIM AND FLIPPED OUT AND WELL LONG STORY SHORT HE ENDED UP GIVING UP AND SITTING UNDER THE SHOWER REGRETTING HIS LIFE CHOICES UNTIL I TOLD HIM HE COULD LEAVE.

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  4. bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:


everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment
im sold
gotta do it now

    bridgemcgidge:

    shercockandmycrotch:

    everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

    i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

    that comment

    im sold

    gotta do it now

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  6. cirk-urk:

    museandrambleon said: yes hello I am Ben I am in Minot

    Hi Ben! I’m Chelsea =)

    I see you like cats. I also like cats. Let’s be friends.

    Yes please :)

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  8. tulililli:

katkayes:

fuckyeahdekutree:

ok so i tried to do this
AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED


Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help

or buy a fucking toaster oven jfc

    tulililli:

    katkayes:

    fuckyeahdekutree:

    ok so i tried to do this

    AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED

    image

    Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help

    or buy a fucking toaster oven jfc

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  9. 
I can see my baby swingin’…

    I can see my baby swingin’…

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  10. thelilnan:

    the-time-goddess-of-221b:

    Who’s ready to hear the best joke ever? Ok *clears throat*

    A rich snail goes into a car shop, picks out a super fast car, and says “I want a big S painted on the right side, the left side, the front, the back, I want big S’s everywhere.” And the car painter asks “Why?” And the snail says “Because when I pass people on the road I want them to point at me and say ‘Wow! Look at that escargot!”

    you had me at rich snail

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  11. hplyrikz:

Everything I love here

    hplyrikz:

    Everything I love here

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  12. accioguitardis:

    cyberunfamous:

    trillow:

    how much do islands cost i want one

    Less than a college education

    image

    what the fuck

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  13. Get excited about the little things. About wearing a new outfit for the first time. About Sunday brunches with your best friends. About the new cute guy in your class. About finding an extra dollar in your pocket. About anything that even remotely makes you happy because as you grow up, passions fade and enthusiasm gets mistaken for foolishness. So don’t let the grey world stop you from shining.
    – note to self (via nonelikejesus)

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