1. curiouslymistook:

    healthycomfyhappy:

    blk0912:

    boredandmoist:

    This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

    Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

    Give it time.

    Needed this today

    when you hear people preach that it gets better, they aren’t joking. if it’s not better yet, it will be. 

    this post could literally be saving lives rn and that is why i love this website.

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  2. themaskedotter:

    themaskedotter:

    I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military. 

    But really I probably wouldn’t have been born if my dad hadn’t been fish slapped in the face by dream Jesus and I can’t even

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  3. shuckl:

what numbers do i press to buy it

    shuckl:

    what numbers do i press to buy it

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  5. queenidinamenzel:

I have never related so much to a Domino’s ad before.

    queenidinamenzel:

    I have never related so much to a Domino’s ad before.

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  6. taylorswift:

    simplysfans:

    There’s nothing like just apple picking in the Fall, the first cold New York weather hitting you, the fashion sense steaming up, and the fresh apple cider and donuts.

    I LOVE THE FALL. 

    And hats and scarves and knee socks and wearing tights for the first time in months and when the mornings are all chilly and you can see your breath and draw little pictures on foggy windows and plaid stuff and ANKLE BOOTS and not caring when people make fun of pumpkin flavored stuff cause you LOVE IT and are happy it’s all the rage and people who dress their dogs in costumes on Halloween and fires in fireplaces and maroon/hunter green/mustard yellow color combos and baking your first fall batch of cookies but you put too much cinnamon in it because you’re TOO EXCITED BECAUSE IT’S FALL.

    (via iswearimnotnaked)

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  7. naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

    naamah-beherit:

    avengerwho:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

    took me a minute

    yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

    (via thelostanddoomed)

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  10. radgreymon:

    *thinks about you*

    *doesn’t text you*

    (via gnarly)

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  13. gr0sse:

    KIDS REACT TO existentialism and the inevitability of death

    (via iswearimnotnaked)

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  14. lokiator:

    goregeousity:

    what if they printed books with glow in the dark ink, so you could stay up past your bedtime reading, but it wouldn’t have to use a flashlight so it wouldn’t be so obvious

    the future is now

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